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10.06.2025 07:27

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
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Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What happens when you need emergency surgery in countries with universal healthcare vs the US?
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do you think Democrat favorability ratings are so low?
No, not a chance
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Why are men so attracted to big breasts?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Was Michael Jackson really an innocent person?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why is Taylor Swift re-recording her albums?
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
What discoveries in AI research have changed our understanding of intelligence evolution?
No way
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.